Posted by Matt Moore
Let me catch you up.
There's a D-League team called the Fort Wayne Mad Ants.
They have a mascot that is a 6 1/2-foot tall red ant. It was quickly tagged simply "Nightmare Ant" by J.E. Skeets (on Deadspin at the time).
Nightmare Ant now has his own Twitter.
Nightmare Ant is now planking.
That concludes this message.